Expensive Date-Trickyou is CAUGHT-Part 16-Futter is approached -Part D

Fit saw the slain and lainand took a wispy dancein the chamber muttering ” I smellsomething apart from mah odorand these guys were up to somethin for sureguess three or four stingsmight do the chore,these dopees are softand would get up”.Saying that he approachedDope and with his rodflipped the lean stick(aka Dopeking) overand on his pebble thin buttshe smacked four; Dope seemedto move but not enoughthen Fit faced his own buttsangled them onDope’s faceand with efforthard he let outa volley short(sharp pits and pats followedby a penultimate potttt-he kept suchshorties ready for situations of revenge)and the spray hit Dopein his nostrilsand he sprang screamingstraight upas if he wasjust deliveredfrom his motha’s womb.Dope held his noseand shrieked, “Who the fuckacan fart this bad,Oh! mi gawdthis killed my dopeof one monthin one go !”Then his eyessettled on Fitwho was watchin Dopewith shit menacein eyes.Fit said and sang,” Ya beadygood for nothin motha’s sonnywhat you doin layinin cops’ chamberwith Trick downguess there was struggleand ya all mugged a lone copand now I am on revengeand my rod wouldhelp yer butts get redand ya knowonce I startI do it more and moreat least till there are sores.See this roddy and see it wellit soon gunna singon yer pebblees like hellturnover and show me the flatsand I would bat , and let meting tonga tong & ta ta ting!”Dope heard it allrather clearand began to shakehe immediately coveredhis hips with his handsand ranFit pursuedand there was a chase.In chase Fit stungDopemany times, but wood stick thinDope had fat choke Fit pantin soon.Suddenly other doorto chamber openedand a lean guy enteredwith a somersaultand his three vaultshid his face and as he stood straight with backto Fit; Fit stung him(new arrival)on his peblees many timesthinking he was Dope.But Dope it was notrather it was the notorious copFutter who had stepped inand Futter was in tearsmassaginghis now red butts.Before Fit could realize whathe had doneFutter, true to his character,staggeredand did a half somersaultand fell on the ground flatbeside two Dopeesseeming rather & so dead!To be contd…….PS: This is being excerpted here with permission from the author. This is part two of a very hilarious part one book by the same author. If interested in extreme hilarity try part I(or volume I) of this book here:kindlepaperback

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Expensive Date-Trickyou is CAUGHT-Part 16-Futter is approached – part E

Fit frozehis rotund buttsshrankas he sawFutter laying almost like deadface downand his peblees up.Dopeking saw Fithapless and lookinglike an owl at nightwith fear writ largeon his contorted face.God knowshow his ‘dope killed’brain workedbut it did for a changeand he began to screamin song and dance,” Murdermurder ,this fartee did oneeither by his odoror through his rodeeehe killed oneof his kindnow he should be behindif nobody thinks soeven then I dobing bang bangI gunna do the ting tang tang”saying that he grabbed the rodfrom Fit’s handand before Fit could do a thingDope smarted Fit’s arsewith a rain of stings,singin, ” Take one and take manyyou asshole, enemy of dopeesand mankind at large;with your drain like farts-which can killin seconds the worstof nose hard;I gunna stump your arsetill it refuses to fart,hereyou go…tok tok thud thud crack crackI am gunna sayping pong po ping pong poand again bloody ping pong po ping pong pofew more stingsand your gas nozzle gunna swellwith no farts outit would be likea cat with a bell”.Thus,revenging Fit’s wrongs of minutes ereand Fit instead of cop ragefell into a guilt welland began to scream.Each sting rumpledFit’s fat assand it went liveas Fit ran in circlesrattling clear and loudpit pit pit pit pat pat pat pat pot pot potput put put put potta and yet pit pat put potta;entire chamber resonated with explosions,and Dope was about to dieyet again outta stench;another disability that was hitting Dopewas ,that his weight was a few gramsmore than the roddy that he was usingand he tottered as he stung Fitmany a timesand was about to fall face down,staggering dangerously on hismatch stickee legs.Yet now he was having funat discomfiture of Fitand on this high noteof sounds of screams and explosionsRack and Lookingboth came aroundand slowly took positionsby Dope’s side.Holding him stableas Dope warmedthe fartin oven of Fitwith glowfrom the grabbed baton.To be contd…..PS: This is being excerpted here with permission from the author. This is part two of a very hilarious part one book by the same author. If interested in extreme hilarity try part I(or volume I) of this book here:kindlepaperback

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Complete lack of faith

Sourstolidpungentacidicwetby dirtfromshirtto skirtdisheveledrummagedgropedpinchedlaidplaid to plaidanotherset of thrustswithforeign breathsleavingsmellsthat are putridin gloryof nearnesswhich paidthat is youon a so calleddate;every dayyou saythatthis is the waycome nightyou are on a flightseekinga bodyfor yoursand with sun lightyou proclaimloveHAHAHAhad enoughof youO! ‘faithful’ un(one)goodbyeenjoyyour daily fun !deep breathsand around new bedroomschases and runsI am off to businessanywayshave cargoesto deliverlest theyget delayed !A little prose in retrospectDeceivers are aplenty and counter deceivers are no less. That is how many frictions happen in this world. Wits that are sharper win and schemes that are organized emerge as implemented. Affection is one such scheme and deception is another. Twain never met. Keep that formula in mind. On slightest hint of deception shun affection like a hot potato and stay on alert. My business is thus that I stay on a decade long alert starting any given day in a year on a rolling basis. And your business is deception attempt each day so try to brow beat me and my alert state may be you get to insert some key in a vault that has never been opened by any key ever- vault’s name is my mind and its stock of relevant alertness_____LOLps: all copyrights owned by poet

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Dirty & Sore

Let us be strangersfor some timeand forgetwe were one onceyour smiles would be foreignand your smirkswould be mineyour eyes lock in othersand evade mineyou walk arm in armwith a new soulwhile I take another pathyour wordsno longer mention meor my nameand I welcome thatyour thoughts are nowpure with affection for otherand how I adore thatyes, give me some timeand a little morebe engaged just like thatand involve yourselfa bit morebecause that would allow meto run fastreach far off shoreand never be seenwith a blank screenfor you to stare atbecauseI wish toavoidall thingsdirty andsore!

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Who is jasmine?

If jasmine could say ayeI would bid all else goodbyeits fragrance is so heavenlythat my nostrils danceeach sprayescapes the flowerand hits like a lanceI collected its budsstrung themon a threadrather a garland of loveJennifer cameand hung her neckgiving meso many peckssome dryothers so wetshe sniffed inwardsand smiledwhispering”I am your jasmine’why not take in my scent hardhere is my cleavagebury your noseinhale deepI have baby jasmine on!”

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Impact me most

You kind of stayand then moveruffled facesearching eyesroving mindare you being cruelor kindwhat are you afterin that crowd of manya fannyor a fangor some softnessfor a changeon a dang!then you brightenbeaming hardyour eyestransfixedon that guywith his backto youyou stare hardis he your bardwho writeswordsthat hurt your heartleaving an achemaking your mindgo haywireand your stepsdo strayintoxicatedand poisonedyou wanderto thosewhomyou do not knowwhy notstep forwardrap his backstring himin your armsand whisperin his ears” You impactme the mostand I wishto understandyou to whole !”

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Expensive Date-Trickyou is CAUGHT-Part 17-Futter is approached-Part A

While Fit was massaginghis red arseand Futter lay comfortably deadwith his peblees upand as dopees’ partywas now all alive;a slightly strange thing happenedDope’s pants slipped downas he had demonstrated ereand he stood stilland in an embarrassed voice he sang,”didn’t I tell ya allrunning ain’tfor thin blokesat alllookee at this panteeit went downthis rodee is the villaintoo heavy for me to carryI did not quite knowwhetherto hold it up and hardor allow the panteeto have me scarredgot just two handsand with onepantee simply cannot be upand now Rack and Lookdo not look scareddopees havethis much of rodand no more,if not convincedcheck yours,and, can yousee the stringwhich was holdingthe pantee upit seems it is all gonewithout it I wouldremain like this,just go and findhmmm hahahaI am nudelike St.Judeand will remain sotill you save meyou both zombiesfrom yonderwho are swayinlike dope filleddustbinsand at all costthis fartin killershould not escapelets vowby my slipped panteeting tong tow ting tong tow”Having sang thatDope stood stillholding his rodin coverrather than the batongrabbed.

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Sour,sordid and infected

Useless body partspetty resourcesvitiated mindexposedand exploitedby thosethat knowyour crimesyou gonowfor penniesand dimesafflictedby sicknessesthat can take lifeand costmedicationsthousands a dayyou wish to stayno do notcheck the exitso that I can shutmy doorsfirmlyand foreverI do not wishto uttereven goodbyebecauseyou would replyand foul smellwould hit me hardyour mouthis workedthat badrather abusedby so manythat odorsmay emanate frommany a orificesome bacteriaare rampantand expand fastand they lastyou are infested;nowwith the kind of guysyou are going byI can seeyour futurein drains of citywhere you live nowso leave this doorso that I can shutfirmly to a closealready my mindis numb to youjust do not darea shakebecausethat you cannotnow takeyou are forgottenand a lossalso ransave yourselfwhile you can !Silent adieu from a safe distance with nose pressed

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Killing her fears

I dream of you yeteach nightI have a fightwith pillowstill morning shines brightmy eyes have memoriesof embraceshugsand eye lockswhen you smiledand were a bit shyas you sighedin my armsresting as ifyou had attained your heavenand wished to sleep tightby the hard of my chestas you buriedyour softnesswith eagernessI still rememberyour body heatas it clung to minemy embracesgrowing hardinto deep crushas my lipstouched yoursso feverishand pulsingopened voluntarilyfor kisses deepI whisperedin your earsaccompaniedby a nibbleon your lobe’you are beautifuland adorable and willyou be mine?”You slowly,used to openyour eyeszap eyelashesand look uplock your eyesin mineand smile,lips openyetand thena deep hiccupawoke in youshakingme abdomen to chestas if your soul was stirredand you hadtear dropsby the cornerof both eyesdrawing ablack trailof your mascararight down totop of your cheekswhispering,”I am yoursand you know not,that we are oneyou know not,know now andforeverthat I amforever yours”saying thatyou silenced mehardeningyour lipsin a lock with mine.We kissedand you floweredglowing like sunI kissed allmicronsof you facecleaningthe tear bearing mascaradrawing you nearyou drove me madyour bodyrespondedinch by inchas we made loveI watchedyour wiltgrow freshwith sateeach partnow so tautwe sighedand moanedand did thatagain and againin no hurrywhatsoeverwith timestanding stillwe reached nearand I saw you walk awayto the moonlit windowsate and filledhead up-straightand bosomand hipsfilled with loveyour gyratesspokeof the time we had hadfor now I crept behindand embracedyou strongand we stayed therekilling all your fears.!

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How she made me love her

There is a treein that expanse of greenshorn and cleanlike a natural carpetwashed by icicles of dewdropsbarefoot it could numband sootheall the wayfrom feet to hearts.Remember the dayswhen you glovedyour palms in minefingers entwinedeach skin porescreaming our closenessand our facesso gently flushed,and then you raised your eyesand we were lockedin deep eyesighteach pair lookingthrough other soulsighing ‘how inseparableswe are!then you used to crushmy fingerswith yoursand whisperI need you in my lapand we always did ambleto the shadesof that lone tree that bewhere you satwith your soft lapopen in an inviteand I lay on the nature’s carpetand placed my headin the triangle of your thighsyou leanedaheadin a warming protectionyour bosomtouching my faceas your own faceclouded mine completelyI could hearyour heart palpitateand lips quiverand you placedthat feverish pair on mineyou gently kissedtongue tipexploring my pinkstrying to separatefor a deep kissand I never missedand returned favorwith a crush and smotherand a volleyof wet onessoon you weretreated in styleand I made love to youfor a long long while,softly gently and with caretill you almost diedof sighs and moansyour savior werethe juices of the eventthat free flowed..Then the pair of usstoked the departureand we walkedwith pacesthat spokethat we were oneand you smiled smuglyconfirming the affair,fingers still entwinedmore firmlythen ever before!PS; all copyrights owned

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Sex Dolls

A FactYou may not know this fact but it is true. Much controversial and more hated German dictator Adolf Hitler is credited with having introduced to the world the concept of plastic sex dolls. It so happened that hordes of German soldiers posted in or around France were indulging so much with French whores and sluts that the incidence of syphilis was threatening the overall health of the German army apart from creating health issues of many others. Hitler got German factories to manufacture full sized glossy plastic sex dolls that were inflatable and could be air-filled to full size. He got these inflatables, which could be packed in small bundles and tucked away in rucksacks, train supplied in millions to soldiers so that they could get sexual relief whenever they wished without contracting sexually transmitted diseases.For your information only

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Killing her fears

I dream of you yeteach nightI have a fightwith pillowstill morning shines brightmy eyes have memoriesof embraceshugsand eye lockswhen you smiledand were a bit shyas you sighedin my armsresting as ifyou had attained your heavenand wished to sleep tightby the hard of my chestas you buriedyour softnesswith eagernessI still rememberyour body heatas it clung to minemy embracesgrowing hardinto deep crushas my lipstouched yoursso feverishand pulsingopened voluntarilyfor kisses deepI whisperedin your earsaccompaniedby a nibbleon your lobe’you are beautifuland adorable and willyou be mine?”You slowly,used to openyour eyeszap eyelashesand look uplock your eyesin mineand smile,lips openyetand thena deep hiccupawoke in youshakingme abdomen to chestas if your soul was stirredand you hadtear dropsby the cornerof both eyesdrawing ablack trailof your mascararight down totop of your cheekswhispering,”I am yoursand you know not,that we are oneyou know not,know now andforeverthat I amforever yours”saying thatyou silenced mehardeningyour lipsin a lock with mine.We kissedand you floweredglowing like sunI kissed allmicronsof you facecleaningthe tear bearing mascaradrawing you nearyou drove me madyour bodyrespondedinch by inchas we made loveI watchedyour wiltgrow freshwith sateeach partnow so tautwe sighedand moanedand did thatagain and againin no hurrywhatsoeverwith timestanding stillwe reached nearand I saw you walk awayto the moonlit windowsate and filledhead up-straightand bosomand hipsfilled with loveyour gyratesspokeof the time we had hadfor now I crept behindand embracedyou strongand we stayed therekilling all your fears.!

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Sour,sordid and infected

Useless body partspetty resourcesvitiated mindexposedand exploitedby thosethat knowyour crimesyou gonowfor penniesand dimesafflictedby sicknessesthat can take lifeand costmedicationsthousands a dayyou wish to stayno do notcheck the exitso that I can shutmy doorsfirmlyand foreverI do not wishto uttereven goodbyebecauseyou would replyand foul smellwould hit me hardyour mouthis workedthat badrather abusedby so manythat odorsmay emanate frommany a orificesome bacteriaare rampantand expand fastand they lastyou are infested;nowwith the kind of guysyou are going byI can seeyour futurein drains of citywhere you live nowso leave this doorso that I can shutfirmly to a closealready my mindis numb to youjust do not darea shakebecausethat you cannotnow takeyou are forgottenand a lossalso ransave yourselfwhile you can !Silent adieu from a safe distance with nose pressed

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Expensive Date-Trickyou is CAUGHT-Part 17-Futter is approached-Part A

While Fit was massaginghis red arseand Futter lay comfortably deadwith his peblees upand as dopees’ partywas now all alive;a slightly strange thing happenedDope’s pants slipped downas he had demonstrated ereand he stood stilland in an embarrassed voice he sang,”didn’t I tell ya allrunning ain’tfor thin blokesat alllookee at this panteeit went downthis rodee is the villaintoo heavy for me to carryI did not quite knowwhetherto hold it up and hardor allow the panteeto have me scarredgot just two handsand with onepantee simply cannot be upand now Rack and Lookdo not look scareddopees havethis much of rodand no more,if not convincedcheck yours,and, can yousee the stringwhich was holdingthe pantee upit seems it is all gonewithout it I wouldremain like this,just go and findhmmm hahahaI am nudelike St.Judeand will remain sotill you save meyou both zombiesfrom yonderwho are swayinlike dope filleddustbinsand at all costthis fartin killershould not escapelets vowby my slipped panteeting tong tow ting tong tow”Having sang thatDope stood stillholding his rodin coverrather than the batongrabbed.

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Gift Wrapped

Have you seen a face that is receiving a gift wrapped in colorful and shining wrapping to convey the best wishes of the sender. If not, then you must see the beams that adorn the receiver’s face. Well gist may have anything inside but the beams and smiles are nevertheless very heavy at the time of receiving. I have tried to paint in gift wrapped neatly and present here to you its side view:

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Ogling Eyes

Have you ever caught anybody staring in the space ahead or even at an object or even at you. This is rather interesting scenario to engage your eyes in. This can tell you that people do pause at many times and reflect at small things in short intervals of time. I was particularly engrossed in people staring with slant eyes. If you look carefully at this painting below you would discover one such stare:

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In love

Somehow I do not associate love with a beaming and boisterous face. Neither on the side of the man nor on the side of the woman. I believe if you do love each other then you would , as a pair, present a picture of composure and confidence and be seen as a couple that seem to share perfect understanding. I have always tried to paint out one such couple. I do not how successful is this effort:

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Smiles

They say smiles can alter the atmosphere. If tense you relax, if blue you turn happy, if somber you start laughing and so on. In conversations smiles can leave a positive cue for the opposite party and they tend to believe that everything is yet right with the conversation. I have tried portraying genuine smiles in brushes quite a lot but I attempted to make them look honest and natural. Finally I did succeed and here is the result:

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A thoughtful Blogger

Well this post pertains to entire community of bloggers at niume and elsewhere and it concerns itself in portraying a ‘thoughtful blogger’. You need to look carefully inside the brush contours to observe and find that indeed there is a person who appears to be rather lost completely in thoughts. I presume ,these thoughts are being organized for a very readable and entertaining blog. Here it is:

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Pretty Girl

I have a very strange disability. It is that I am unable to draw very pretty girl faces(female rather) in my brush efforts. This happens even if I try my very best of effort. The outcome is always less than ‘pretty’. I decided to make a valiant effort after assuming the risks of a rather wayward electronic brush and then when this outcome came I had to shrug ‘yeah about fine….(LOL)

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